Breaking JoBu Out

Poor_and_Stupid · 2025-12-01T16:44:51-0600

Nice work Rhule. 90% of the fans told you it was retarded to hire him last year, but what do we know? Better late than never I guess. Now hire the best mother fucker we can find and GTFOTW.

iruletheskool · 2025-12-01T16:45:58-0600

Poor_and_Stupid said:
Nice work Rhule. 90% of the fans told you it was retarded to hire him last year, but what do we know? Better late than never I guess. Now hire the best mother fucker we can find and GTFOTW.

Just sick we're on coaching staff 4 that refuses to hire the best.

Hedley Lamarr · 2025-12-01T16:47:04-0600

SlumpBuster said:
What if we asked for one Husker fan to act as tribute per year. They can try to run, it can be a whole hunting humans kinda thing. You could even tie it to performance or something like, "With his 15th sack he just earned a second kill in the Husker Hunger games in the spring"

they get a corn spear to defend themselves

rsmacke · 2025-12-01T16:47:17-0600

Ext. 55 said:
With all this new DC talk…surely Wilson Dittman has the goods on the short list and who’s the primary target right?!?

I mean, shouldn’t he be stepping up and telling us who’s next!?!

Why are we even debating this?

😂

If Garret doesn’t have a candidate list for us by EOD I’ll have to believe whatever Dittmans reports

Hedley Lamarr · 2025-12-01T16:48:20-0600

iruletheskool said:
Just sick we're on coaching staff 4 that refuses to hire the best.

its almost like if you want to be a top 25 team you should surround yourself with a top 25 staff. When hired I can only think of 2 coaches at NU that would fit that description. Eck and Dana.

Mavsker · 2025-12-01T16:50:44-0600

Gohn Butler

Blakejc · 2025-12-01T16:51:20-0600

So Rhule has hired 6 coordinators in 3 years.

He’s whiffed on 3 (Satt, Foley, Butler) - 50%
He’s knocked 2 out of the park (White, Ekeler) - 33%
And the jury is still out on 1 (Dana) - 17%

Poor_and_Stupid · 2025-12-01T16:51:38-0600

iruletheskool said:
Just sick we're on coaching staff 4 that refuses to hire the best.

If the admin put a poll on here with a list of names, and just let us vote on who to hire I bet we could do a better job putting a staff together than our retarded head coaches. Pretty bold claim considering we can’t really predict how people would mesh, but I don’t think we could really do much worse than what we’ve seen.

Ext. 55 · 2025-12-01T17:08:15-0600

Blakejc said:
So Rhule has hired 6 coordinators in 3 years.

He’s whiffed on 3 (Satt, Foley, Butler) - 50%
He’s knocked 2 out of the park (White, Ekeler) - 33%
And the jury is still out on 1 (Dana) - 17%

…all true and one has to give him credit for continuing to do what needs to be done. That was quite rare in the past.

SOHusker11 · 2025-12-01T17:10:10-0600

RedSavage said:
Yea, maybe he just likes to drive really fast and if he somehow gets in an accident and kills a guy or two, is it really that big of a deal?

We talking like illegals?

huskerj12 · 2025-12-01T17:12:45-0600

thank god I will never have to see the word "JoBu" again

Stenge85 · 2025-12-01T17:13:30-0600

Anyone else think Garrett McGuire is ready to take the reins here? Gbr nfm

Blakejc · 2025-12-01T17:28:22-0600

Ext. 55 said:
…all true and one has to give him credit for continuing to do what needs to be done. That was quite rare in the past.

True. And he’s righted one of the wrongs with Foley/Ekeler.

And look, anyone with a brain knows we need to spend money in the portal on D and we need a DC with some experience. We’re gonna be fine there. There’s a dozen guys who are available and capable of giving us a top 5-6 B10 defense.

The big matza ball is it’s all for naught unless Dana’s offense takes off next year. Can’t continue living in the bottom third of the conference on offense. Never going to get to 9+ wins that way. That means I don’t think he can afford to lose Dylan. He’s solid, he’s proven, he's talented, he provides continuity, his presence attracts other great players, and he’s going to get better. You’re going to overpay to keep him, probably $500K-$1M more than any other team. So what. It’s a drop in the bucket over the long run.

huskerj12 · 2025-12-01T17:39:10-0600

Blakejc said:
The big matza ball is it’s all for naught unless Dana’s offense takes off next year. Can’t continue living in the bottom third of the conference on offense. Never going to get to 9+ wins that way

We gotta let Dana be Dana. I just can't quite believe that we have been running his preferred offense. Whether it's related to Dylan, or the OL, or a directive from Rhule, it just looks WAY too much like the Satterfield offense for me to believe he's doing the same things he did when he was racking up zillions of yards for all those years.

ChocaEgg · 2025-12-01T17:44:41-0600

huskerj12 said:
We gotta let Dana be Dana. I just can't quite believe that we have been running his preferred offense. Whether it's related to Dylan, or the OL, or a directive from Rhule, it just looks WAY too much like the Satterfield offense for me to believe he's doing the same things he did when he was racking up zillions of yards for all those years.

It is the Satterfense, just with a few things mixed in and Dana calling plays.

huskerj12 · 2025-12-01T17:48:18-0600

ChocaEgg said:
It is the Satterfense, just with a few things mixed in and Dana calling plays.

OPTION A: run into the pile, pray for Emmett Johnson to do his thing

OPTION B: 19 different varieties of passes within 3 yards of the LOS

OPTION C: sideline fade to draw PI

Irv · 2025-12-01T17:49:47-0600

I realize it’s more important to absolve Dana rather than confront the idea that maybe he was a mistake, but if he is allowing himself to be hamstrung, at some point that is on him.

He’s a grown man and doesn’t need to accept a small fortune in payment to do his job in a way that he doesn’t believe in. He can find other places that will “let Dana be Dana.”

If he’s willing to do a shitty job because he likes the money and doesn’t want to rock the boat, then GTFO.

HashtagGBR · 2025-12-01T17:56:22-0600

Irv said:
I realize it’s more important to absolve Dana rather than confront the idea that maybe he was a mistake, but if he is allowing himself to be hamstrung, at some point that is on him.

He’s a grown man and doesn’t need to accept a small fortune in payment to do his job in a way that he doesn’t believe in. He can find other places that will “let Dana be Dana.”

If he’s willing to do a shitty job because he likes the money and doesn’t want to rock the boat, then GTFO.

That’s why he’s interviewing at North Texas right?

Blbmeb · 2025-12-01T17:58:58-0600

huskerj12 said:
OPTION A: run into the pile, pray for Emmett Johnson to do his thing

OPTION B: 19 different varieties of passes within 3 yards of the LOS

OPTION C: sideline fade to draw PI

It’s funny because it’s true. 😂😂

Irv · 2025-12-01T18:00:05-0600

HashtagGBR said:
That’s why he’s interviewing at North Texas right?

Or he just wants to be a head coach again.

But if he wants out because he’s forced against his will to cosplay Satterfield, good for him.

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