Breaking JoBu Out

SlumpBuster · 2025-12-01T15:33:12-0600

...TrueColors... said:
Largest miss of the offseason by a wide margin and it was again an easy one to identify.

Come on, who could have seen it coming when you lose the two best inside players you've had in a decade?

SlumpBuster · 2025-12-01T15:35:00-0600

Baron Winnebago said:
If they had a chance to land an elite DT prospect and turned it down for literally any reason other than he wanted to be able murder people at random on his off days, I'm out

Can we at least consider the murderer? Don't be such a Quaker

Napkins · 2025-12-01T15:46:03-0600

SlumpBuster said:
Can we at least consider the murderer? Don't be such a Quaker

Yeah I’m non negotiable on sex crimes but murder is a pretty grey area for me. There is a lot to consider.

RedSavage · 2025-12-01T15:50:18-0600

SlumpBuster said:
Can we at least consider the murderer? Don't be such a Quaker

Napkins said:
Yeah I’m non negotiable on sex crimes but murder is a pretty grey area for me. There is a lot to consider.

Yea, maybe he just likes to drive really fast and if he somehow gets in an accident and kills a guy or two, is it really that big of a deal?

Baron Winnebago · 2025-12-01T15:52:10-0600

RedSavage said:
Yea, maybe he just likes to drive really fast and if he somehow gets in an accident and kills a guy or two, is it really that big of a deal?

Whoa. I'm not out on criminally negligent homicide there fella

SlumpBuster · 2025-12-01T15:57:22-0600

Napkins said:
Yeah I’m non negotiable on sex crimes but murder is a pretty grey area for me. There is a lot to consider.

What if we asked for one Husker fan to act as tribute per year. They can try to run, it can be a whole hunting humans kinda thing. You could even tie it to performance or something like, "With his 15th sack he just earned a second kill in the Husker Hunger games in the spring"

Alcaus · 2025-12-01T15:58:26-0600

SlumpBuster said:
What if we asked for one Husker fan to act as tribute per year. They can try to run, it can be a whole hunting humans kinda thing. You could even tie it to performance or something like, "With his 15th sack he just earned a second kill in the Husker Hunger games in the spring"

I've been an advocate for fan sacrifice for years

SlumpBuster · 2025-12-01T16:00:09-0600

Alcaus said:
I've been an advocate for fan sacrifice for years

Do we want to break the curse and appease the simulation or not???

Napkins · 2025-12-01T16:00:25-0600

RedSavage said:
Yea, maybe he just likes to drive really fast and if he somehow gets in an accident and kills a guy or two, is it really that big of a deal?

Tens of thousands of MVA fatalities each year god forbid a 5 star wants to break a sweat in his SRT

That SOB Van Owen · 2025-12-01T16:03:44-0600

Whoa. I’m shocked by this. Also unsure it’s the right decision, but bring on the third DC in three years.

BradWesley · 2025-12-01T16:07:34-0600

Alcaus said:
I've been an advocate for fan sacrifice for years

Whoa. Popping Lil’ Red is one thing. Throwing a fan off the the 600 section in East Stadium is a whole other ballgame.

HuskerChemist · 2025-12-01T16:10:56-0600

Husker plane seen at DFW airport...Scott symons?

RedTillDead · 2025-12-01T16:19:05-0600

HuskerChemist said:
Husker plane seen at DFW airport...Scott symons?

Mongo says nope as he spoke to a source today, but he listed some less than stellar ideas of who we could be taking to? ☹️

Bootleg11 · 2025-12-01T16:20:33-0600

RedTillDead said:
Mongo says nope as he spoke to a source today, but he listed some less than stellar ideas of who we could be taking to? ☹️

Gary Patterson live in the DFW area? I doubt it's Andy Avalos from TCU.

JerryBones5 · 2025-12-01T16:23:18-0600

HuskerChemist said:
Husker plane seen at DFW airport...Scott symons?

This is Dannen going to the College Football Playoff committee meeting

Ext. 55 · 2025-12-01T16:23:21-0600

With all this new DC talk…surely Wilson Dittman has the goods on the short list and who’s the primary target right?!?

I mean, shouldn’t he be stepping up and telling us who’s next!?!

Why are we even debating this?

😂

RedTillDead · 2025-12-01T16:23:34-0600

Bootleg11 said:
Gary Patterson live in the DFW area? I doubt it's Andy Avalos from TCU.

Someone mentioned that Dannen is there for CFP meetings so if so then this is a nothing burger. Mongo brought up Avalos and the guy from north Texas.

Flabio · 2025-12-01T16:24:49-0600

Baron Winnebago said:
Whoa. I'm not out on criminally negligent homicide there fella

What if they where unloved prostitutes who had no family?

Ext. 55 · 2025-12-01T16:25:17-0600

BradWesley said:
Whoa. Popping Lil’ Red is one thing. Throwing a fan off the the 600 section in East Stadium is a whole other ballgame.

Can we throw Lil Red with a person inside off the 600 section of East Stadium…sort of meet in the middle?

2010sarenevercomingback · 2025-12-01T16:42:02-0600

Flabio said:
What if they where unloved prostitutes who had no family?

@the insider?

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