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Breaking ***TPB Exclusive: Scrote Stats***

This thread really had something for everyone even beyond the Scrote Stats

Brother Lee describing the Coach Scrote era
yes. 25 of 29 were "rip out your guts, show them to you and then shove them back up your ass" type losses.
BingoDingo with common sense policy making for Kristen Bell
Institute a new mask mandate because I wanna wear her butt on my face! Awooooga.
Jim was a Hulkamaniac (RIP)
I'm the last person that would defend this terrible poster but I knew exactly what he meant by Hogan running wild. Reference should have been obvious to you @Kaladin
HCFORD has a supportive friend circle
I remember being in the Ocean Resort sports book in Atlantic City with a bunch of friends. One of them showed up late, saw Nebraska was winning, put in a live bet with great odds on Northwestern, and then antagonized me throughout the entire comeback.
 
No one believes you stop gaslighting
Donald Trump GIF
 
HCFORD has a supportive friend circle
So that same friend started betting on Nebraska last year with some success and declared himself a Nebraska fan (he’s from Boston and lives in Westchester so he doesn’t have a CFB team).

He actually flew in last weekend to go to the Michigan game with me and since he’s rich he bet $1k on Nebraska ML. So now I guess he knows how I’ve felt for approximately 25 years. I should’ve gone full heel and bet on Michigan and antagonized him throughout the game.
 
Scrote's Revenge Loss #2: Kansas 27 UCF 20

Well folks, another week of CFB is in the books and Coach Scrote has yet again lost another game of major-ish conference football.

shocked philip j fry GIF


Coming off a shocking loss to the very, very bad, like really fucking bad Kansas State Wildcats, Coach Scrote's boys came out of the tunnel at the Bounce House full of piss and vinegar and punished the Jayhawks from the whistle. Myles Montgomery (no relation to David Montgomery or Myles Farmer) racked up 99 yards and 2 TDs by the early second quarter and Corch Lance and the boys from Lawrence were down 14-0 and floundering worse than Mark Mangino trying to wipe his ass with a beach towel. But Lance's boys bounced back faster than their coach after a blue chew and the Jayhawks got it to half down 20-14.

Now as the Scrotums liked to remind us, Corch Scrote has winner coursing through his veins. You don't play under Walsh and Osborne, coach under Kelly, win a national title* without being a stone cold killer after halftime. And Scrote employed his patent pending death by 1000 cuts strategy. UCF gains minimal yards in 2 minutes of possession, punts, KU pulls to 20-17, UCF gains 1 yard in 42 seconds, punts, KU pulls to 20-20, Tayven Jackson gets hurt and fumbles inside UCFs 5 on a 50 second drive, KU punches it in to go 27-20. The 3rd quarter sadly wraps with Fraud down 7 and his leading rushing Montgomery adding a grand total of 1 yard in the 2nd and 3rd quarters to get to the century mark.

The fourth quarter featured no scoring but the Scrotefense got stuffed on the 1 yard line on all 3 tries to turn it over on downs and then yeeted enough incompletions from the KU 22 to turn it over again on downs letting the Jayhawks escape the Bounce House (such intimidating) with a win. Sadly, Coach Scrote drops to 0-2 in conference play a familiar start for him as he did so 3 of 4 seasons in Lincoln.

Scrote's Revenge Stat #2: For an opponent the most dangerous place to be against Coach Scrote is trailing at halftime. Like I said the dude fucking wins all the time. As far as this reporter is concerned yesterday was an anomaly for Corch Scrote. He NEVER goes into half with a lead and loses. The dude lost 31 times at Nebraska. 31 times! But like I told you haters and losers, it'll be a cold day in hell before you comeback to beat Coach Scrote after half. In 78% of Coach Scrote's losses he entered halftime losing or tied and you just don't win in those situations, but only 7 times did Coach Scrote let a team comeback to beat him and UCF fans should feel pretty good about that .

2018
Colorado
Half: Nebraska 21-17
Game: Colorado 33-28

Ohio State
Half: Nebraska 21-16
Game: Ohio State 36-31

2019
Colorado
Half: Nebraska 17-0
Game: Colorado 34-31

Indiana
Half: Nebraska 21-16
Game: Indiana 38-31

2020
Northwestern
Half: Nebraska 13-7
Game: Northwestern 21-13

2021
Purdue
Half: Nebraska 17-14
Game: Purdue 28-23

Cockeye
Half: Nebraska 14-6
Game: Cockeye 28-21
 
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Scrote's Revenge Loss #2: Kansas 27 UCF 20

Well folks, another week of CFB is in the books and Coach Scrote has yet again lost another game of major-ish conference football.

shocked philip j fry GIF


Coming off a shocking loss to the very, very bad, like really fucking bad Kansas State Wildcats, Coach Scrote's boys came out of the tunnel at the Bounce House full of piss and vinegar and punished the Jayhawks from the whistle. Myles Montgomery (no relation to David Montgomery or Myles Farmer) racked up 99 yards and 2 TDs by the early second quarter and Corch Lance and the boys from Lawrence were down 14-0 and floundering worse than Mark Mangino trying to wipe his ass with a beach towel. But Lance's boys bounced back faster than their coach after a blue chew and the Jayhawks got it to half down 20-14.

Now as the Scrotums liked to remind us, Corch Scrote has winner coursing through his veins. You don't play under Walsh and Osborne, coach under Kelly, win a national title* without being a stone cold killer after halftime. And Scrote employed his patent pending death by 1000 cuts strategy. UCF gains minimal yards in 2 minutes of possession, punts, KU pulls to 20-17, UCF gains 1 yard in 42 seconds, punts, KU pulls to 20-20, Tayven Jackson gets hurt and fumbles inside UCFs 5 on a 50 second drive, KU punches it in to go 27-20. The 3rd quarter sadly wraps with Fraud down 7 and his leading rushing Montgomery adding a grand total of 1 yard in the 2nd and 3rd quarters to get to the century mark.

The fourth quarter featured no scoring but the Scrotefense got stuffed on the 1 yard line on all 3 tries to turn it over on downs and then yeeted enough incompletions from the KU 22 to turn it over again on downs letting the Jayhawks escape the Bounce House (such intimidating) with a win. Sadly, Coach Scrote drops to 0-2 in conference play a familiar start for him as he did so 3 of 4 seasons in Lincoln.

Scrote's Revenge Stat #2: For an opponent the most dangerous place to be against Coach Scrote is trailing at halftime. Like I said the dude fucking wins all the time. As far as this reporter is concerned yesterday was an anomaly for Corch Scrote. He NEVER goes into half with a lead and loses. The dude lost 31 times at Nebraska. 31 times! But like I told you haters and losers, it'll be a cold day in hell before you comeback to beat Coach Scrote after half. In 78% of Coach Scrote's losses he entered halftime losing or tied and you just don't win in those situations, but only 7 times did Coach Scrote let a team comeback to beat him and UCF fans should feel pretty good about that .

2018
Colorado
Half: Nebraska 21-17
Game: Colorado 33-28

Ohio State
Half: Nebraska 21-16
Game: Ohio State 36-31

2019
Colorado
Half: Nebraska 17-0
Game: Colorado 34-31

Indiana
Half: Nebraska 21-16
Game: Indiana 38-31

2020
Northwestern
Half: Nebraska 13-7
Game: Northwestern 21-13

2021
Purdue
Half: Nebraska 17-14
Game: Purdue 28-23

Cockeye
Half: Nebraska 14-6
Game: Cockeye 28-21
Is it possible to be entertained and triggered AF at the same time? I think it is.
 
Actual PTSD from reliving the sub-one minute drives with a lead.

It’s truly incredible how little he understands about and that, while we experience time as a constant, the football clock moves under its own set of rules.
 
I wasn't sure if I was more surprised Frost only blew 7 halftime leads or that he actually had 7 halftime leads
Teams just looked in the mirror and got pissed they were ever trailing Frosty Margaritas & kicked it into gear.

Speaking of Frost, only 14 seconds in he said his patented “close” while back to his flush ass hungover looking face talked after a loss.

 
Teams just looked in the mirror and got pissed they were ever trailing Frosty Margaritas & kicked it into gear.

Speaking of Frost, only 14 seconds in he said his patented “close” while back to his flush ass hungover looking face talked after a loss.


Getting trashed the night before your game - not a good move Frosty
 
Scrote's Revenge Loss #3: Cincinnati 20 UCF 11

After a red hot 3-0 start, Coach Scrote's Knights had to deal with the state of Kansas and it went pretty poorly as they dropped to 3-2. I don't know if you remember but Corch Scrote once won a conference championship in the American Athletic Conference and there is nothing NOTHING that he needed more than a get right game against an old AAC foe in the Cincinnati Bearcats.

And fans at Nippert Stadium in Cincinnati got to witness an absolute master class by the UCF offense. The Knights held the ball for almost 40 minutes and out gained the Bearcats 413 to 306. Anywhoo, on this day Coach Scrote only forgot one critical component of modern offensive football and that is scoring points. UCF parlayed their dominant TOP day into "a field goal and a garbage time touchdown" (not my words, the Daytona Beach newspapers words). Sure the offense got off track due to 5 false starts, sure they had an ineligible man down field that negated a big play, sure they had a chop block called when two Knights went low on Corleone, but as Dear Leader noted post game:

"That's three weeks in a row where we have shot ourselves in the foot on a lot of drives. And that's got to get better. The discouraging part is we're fighting with these guys but not winning. The encouraging part is that the stuff going wrong, we can fix."

A comforting statement for UCF fans as Frost certainly doesn't have a near half decade track record as a HC of not fixing the easily fixable.

Sorsby threw for 2 TDs and the Knights never actually threatened to make the game even remotely interesting at any point in time. See below.


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Scrote's Revenge Stat #3: Football is a dynamic game where teams battle back and forth until the clock hits 0:00. It's hard to go wire-to-wire against a team where ESPN's win probability model won't, even sometimes by accident, bump you up over that magical 50% threshold where they think you might actually win this game. Coach Scrote took a bad one today when he went wire to wire with those nerds at ESPN never letting it enter their mind or their models that Scrote might be able to pull it off. But surely this is a rare occurrence? Right... Right?

Sadly for UCF fans, it's likely a sign of what's to come. In his illustrious 31 loss career in Lincoln, Scrote went as the wire-to-wire loser in a whopping 11 games and the only season in which he didn't record one was his last.

2018: 4
2019: 3
2020: 1
2021: 3
2022: 0 (fired after 3 games)
 
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