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Forde-Yard Dash: Imagining the Wildest College Football Coaching Carousel Chain Reaction

What if one move completely spun the sport into orbit? Here are our (mostly unserious) dominoes.

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An unserious look at what Forde considers a possible domino effect in the coaching carousel this year

- UCLA hires Kalani Sitake away from BYU

- Steve Sarkisian leaves Texas for BYU. Sarkisian is an alum and would leave due to pressures of the UT job

- Texas hires Lane Kiffin away from Ole Miss

- James Franklin leaves Penn State for Ole Miss

- Penn State hires Matt Rhule, a Nittany Lion alum

- Nebraska hires Missouri's Eli Drinkwitz. Forde notes: "Drinkwitz is a savvy portal operator and a relentless recruiter, both necessary traits at Nebraska."

- Missouri hires Ryan Silverfield from Memphis

 

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Would BYU ever hire a (former?) drunk?

 

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I don't see Ole Miss hiring Franklin

 

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There’s no way BYU hires Sark (unless he’s returned to the Mormon fold). You basically have to be full practicing to coach there.

 

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Carm said:

I don't see Ole Miss hiring Franklin

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I dont see BYU hiring Sark. Oil and water to me and he's not willingly leaving Texas.

 

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Real question. Has Forde ever been to Provo Utah

Sark the drunk coaching there is a hilarious thought

 

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BYU has been spending a lot of cash but I don’t see that.

In this fairytale…Drink the alpha nerd is hard to like, but what he’s done at Missouri is really impressive

 

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Nope. Will not accept this face as the coach of the program.

 

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If we lost Rhule, we could do a lot worse than Eli.

 

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Kazman5k said:

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Nope. Will not accept this face as the coach of the program.

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That guy came to coach ball and fuck all your women and he's all out of women

 

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Irv said:

If we lost Rhule, we could do a lot worse than Eli.

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Likely will do worse lol

 

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I mentioned this in a different thread a couple of days ago but unless Rhule has a CFP appearance and a win or two I really doubt there would be enough internal support from Pedo State to allow their AD to hire Rhule.

 

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Is Drinkwitz yiddish for “drunken Jew” ? Asking for a friend…

 

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Falling forwards is that happened

 

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Ironwardog said:

I mentioned this in a different thread a couple of days ago but unless Rhule has a CFP appearance and a win or two I really doubt there would be enough internal support from Pedo State to allow their AD to hire Rhule.

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i could be mistaken but the fan support is also very much against Rhule in place of Franklin. At the very least its divided.

Stealing Drinkwitz from those dickheads in Missouri would be hilarious though

 

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Kazman5k said:

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Nope. Will not accept this face as the coach of the program.

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Learn some mf ball brother

 

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Drinkwitz would get us into the playoffs. Elite program chief executive.

Also not totally out of the realm of possibility. Your ceiling within your conference there is lower than it is here.

 

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Penn State wouldn't do well with a year 1-2 Matt Rhule. Kiffin at Texas would be awesome. Would love to see that. Don't care about the rest. Highly doubtful. Still think Cignetti to Florida in a few months is very much on the table.