This thread really had something for everyone even beyond the Scrote Stats

Brother Lee describing the Coach Scrote era

lee_carvallo_12 said:

yes. 25 of 29 were "rip out your guts, show them to you and then shove them back up your ass" type losses.

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BingoDingo with common sense policy making for Kristen Bell

BingoDingo said:

Institute a new mask mandate because I wanna wear her butt on my face! Awooooga.

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Jim was a Hulkamaniac (RIP)

Jim14510 said:

I'm the last person that would defend this terrible poster but I knew exactly what he meant by Hogan running wild. Reference should have been obvious to you @Kaladin

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HCFORD has a supportive friend circle

HCFord1 said:

I remember being in the Ocean Resort sports book in Atlantic City with a bunch of friends. One of them showed up late, saw Nebraska was winning, put in a live bet with great odds on Northwestern, and then antagonized me throughout the entire comeback.

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Scrote's Revenge Loss #2: Kansas 27 UCF 20

Well folks, another week of CFB is in the books and Coach Scrote has yet again lost another game of major-ish conference football.



Coming off a shocking loss to the very, very bad, like really fucking bad Kansas State Wildcats, Coach Scrote's boys came out of the tunnel at the Bounce House full of piss and vinegar and punished the Jayhawks from the whistle. Myles Montgomery (no relation to David Montgomery or Myles Farmer) racked up 99 yards and 2 TDs by the early second quarter and Corch Lance and the boys from Lawrence were down 14-0 and floundering worse than Mark Mangino trying to wipe his ass with a beach towel. But Lance's boys bounced back faster than their coach after a blue chew and the Jayhawks got it to half down 20-14.

Now as the Scrotums liked to remind us, Corch Scrote has winner coursing through his veins. You don't play under Walsh and Osborne, coach under Kelly, win a national title* without being a stone cold killer after halftime. And Scrote employed his patent pending death by 1000 cuts strategy. UCF gains minimal yards in 2 minutes of possession, punts, KU pulls to 20-17, UCF gains 1 yard in 42 seconds, punts, KU pulls to 20-20, Tayven Jackson gets hurt and fumbles inside UCFs 5 on a 50 second drive, KU punches it in to go 27-20. The 3rd quarter sadly wraps with Fraud down 7 and his leading rushing Montgomery adding a grand total of 1 yard in the 2nd and 3rd quarters to get to the century mark.

The fourth quarter featured no scoring but the Scrotefense got stuffed on the 1 yard line on all 3 tries to turn it over on downs and then yeeted enough incompletions from the KU 22 to turn it over again on downs letting the Jayhawks escape the Bounce House (such intimidating) with a win. Sadly, Coach Scrote drops to 0-2 in conference play a familiar start for him as he did so 3 of 4 seasons in Lincoln.

Scrote's Revenge Stat #2: For an opponent the most dangerous place to be against Coach Scrote is trailing at halftime. Like I said the dude fucking wins all the time. As far as this reporter is concerned yesterday was an anomaly for Corch Scrote. He NEVER goes into half with a lead and loses. The dude lost 31 times at Nebraska. 31 times! But like I told you haters and losers, it'll be a cold day in hell before you comeback to beat Coach Scrote after half. In 78% of Coach Scrote's losses he entered halftime losing or tied and you just don't win in those situations, but only 7 times did Coach Scrote let a team comeback to beat him and UCF fans should feel pretty good about that .

2018
Colorado
Half: Nebraska 21-17
Game: Colorado 33-28

Ohio State
Half: Nebraska 21-16
Game: Ohio State 36-31

2019
Colorado
Half: Nebraska 17-0
Game: Colorado 34-31

Indiana
Half: Nebraska 21-16
Game: Indiana 38-31

2020
Northwestern
Half: Nebraska 13-7
Game: Northwestern 21-13

2021
Purdue
Half: Nebraska 17-14
Game: Purdue 28-23

Cockeye
Half: Nebraska 14-6
Game: Cockeye 28-21

I wasn't sure if I was more surprised Frost only blew 7 halftime leads or that he actually had 7 halftime leads

Scrote's Revenge Loss #3: Cincinnati 20 UCF 11

After a red hot 3-0 start, Coach Scrote's Knights had to deal with the state of Kansas and it went pretty poorly as they dropped to 3-2. I don't know if you remember but Corch Scrote once won a conference championship in the American Athletic Conference and there is nothing NOTHING that he needed more than a get right game against an old AAC foe in the Cincinnati Bearcats.

And fans at Nippert Stadium in Cincinnati got to witness an absolute master class by the UCF offense. The Knights held the ball for almost 40 minutes and out gained the Bearcats 413 to 306. Anywhoo, on this day Coach Scrote only forgot one critical component of modern offensive football and that is scoring points. UCF parlayed their dominant TOP day into "a field goal and a garbage time touchdown" (not my words, the Daytona Beach newspapers words). Sure the offense got off track due to 5 false starts, sure they had an ineligible man down field that negated a big play, sure they had a chop block called when two Knights went low on Corleone, but as Dear Leader noted post game:

"That's three weeks in a row where we have shot ourselves in the foot on a lot of drives. And that's got to get better. The discouraging part is we're fighting with these guys but not winning. The encouraging part is that the stuff going wrong, we can fix."

A comforting statement for UCF fans as Frost certainly doesn't have a near half decade track record as a HC of not fixing the easily fixable.

Sorsby threw for 2 TDs and the Knights never actually threatened to make the game even remotely interesting at any point in time. See below.






Scrote's Revenge Stat #3: Football is a dynamic game where teams battle back and forth until the clock hits 0:00. It's hard to go wire-to-wire against a team where ESPN's win probability model won't, even sometimes by accident, bump you up over that magical 50% threshold where they think you might actually win this game. Coach Scrote took a bad one today when he went wire to wire with those nerds at ESPN never letting it enter their mind or their models that Scrote might be able to pull it off. But surely this is a rare occurrence? Right... Right?

Sadly for UCF fans, it's likely a sign of what's to come. In his illustrious 31 loss career in Lincoln, Scrote went as the wire-to-wire loser in a whopping 11 games and the only season in which he didn't record one was his last.

2018: 4
2019: 3
2020: 1
2021: 3
2022: 0 (fired after 3 games)

Frogsker30 said:

How the f you score 11

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Went for 2 to make it a 9 point game lol

Even though we're all sobbing in puddles of PISS this morning, some of us have an obligation to society to do the hard things even when they aren't convenient or popular or cool or when we'd rather just be sobbing in puddles of PISS

Scrote's Revenge Loss #4: Scrote got back on track last week with beating the PISS out of his fellow reunion tour coach Rich Rodriguez and getting the Knights back on track for a winning season with a 4-3 record. The Knights flew on over to a little town called Waco Texas to do some antiquing with Chip and Joanna Gaines after handing the hometown Baylor Bears their 3rd consecutive loss. And why wouldn't they? The Bears were second to last in the Big 12 giving up almost 200 on the ground per game and Corch Scrote is a guy who has been alleged to have wanted to blend Oregon speed with Husker Power.

Sadly,after Dear Leader Scrote described his team as "the "most ready" to play away from home all year long.", Baylor opened an absolute can of whoop ass on him. The Knights couldn't run the ball finishing with less than 100 yards, couldn't convert 3rd downs finishing 1-11, and snapped a 121 game streak touchdown streak for UCF dating back to George O'Leary's fabulous 0-12 season that got Coach Scrote the job. The Bears got whatever they wanted against UCF all day and the Knights killed a bunch of drives to run their procedure penalty total up to 26! on the year.

Houston comes to town next week for whatever an annual Space Game is for UCF and a fun fact is UCF has never lost a space game so I assume I'll be taking next week off because Corch Scrote never does unprecedented humiliating shit. No sir. He does not.


Scrote's Revenge Stat #4: well folks, Dear Leader has fallen to a disappointing 4-4 so let's take a walk down memory lane as to the latest Scrote has been above .500 and at .500 each season of his tenure.

UCF
2016: Above .500 game 10, fell to .500 game 12
2017: above .500 all season
Nebraska
2018: Never at or above .500
2019: Above .500 game 7, at .500 game 8, below the remainder
2020: Never at or above .500
2021: Above .500 Game 3, At .500 Game 6, lost out
2022: At .500 Game 2. Lost Game 3, fired


Honestly, by Corch Scrote standards this season still has the potential to be his 2nd most successful season as a HC and that is... something.

Scrote's Revenge Loss #5: Houston 30 UCF 27.

Space. It's got a Force. It's got a Jam. It's got a Ghost. David Bowie's been in it. Women have said they needed it to Jim dozens if not hundreds of times. And apparently it's also got a Game.

The Space Game is a big deal at the Orlando metropolitan areas #1 commuter school and home of our dearly departed Coach Scrote and if you're coming to play the Citronauts, UCF's temporary mascot, for their Space Game you better come in hopped up on rocket fuel and cocaine because UCF is a sparkling 8-0 in Space Games. Here are all the Citronauts clobberings of their opposition since the Space Game started

Oct. 14, 2017 — UCF 63, East Carolina 21
Nov. 1, 2018 — UCF 52, Temple 40
Nov. 2, 2019 — UCF 44, Houston 29
Oct. 24, 2020 — UCF 51, Tulane 34
Oct. 22, 2021 — UCF 24, Memphis 7
Oct. 13, 2022 — UCF 70, Temple 13
Nov. 11, 2023 — UCF 45, Oklahoma State 3
Nov. 2, 2024 — UCF 56, Arizona 12

And kids apparently Vegas takes it seriously too because Coach Scrote's boys came in a 1.5 point favorites over a 7-2 Houston team led by Willie Fritz. Needless to say you aren't beating the Citronauts in Orlando on Space Game night. No chance. No chance in hell.

And the Space Game did not disappoint, it was a throwback to classic Big 12 football but like the Big 12 North in the years we were waiting for someone to put the conference out of its misery. UCF got off to an ELECTRIC start with 3 three and outs on their first 4 drives, but a field goal and strong defensive performance got the Knights in front 3-0 heading into the mid 2nd quarter. Coach Scrote's boys caught a break when Houston muffed a punt inside deep in their own territory and the Nauts recovered. A lengthy review ensued after the recovery which has been known as Towel Gate II as the officials needed to check if the ball was dead having contacted a UCF players towel before Houston touched it, but the call was upheld and the Myles Montgomery, a Husker portal target, punched in a TD a few plays later. 10-0 Nauts.

The Scrote Rocket ran into some debris in the atmosphere (I'm trying my best here) after that giving up a long TD pass to make it 10-7 and then throwing a pick 6 to put Houston up 14-10. But the Nauts then channeled their inner Space Ghost went Coast 2 Coast immediately after for 7 and added a pick 6 of their own to head into the half up 24-14.

We documented in our award winning Scrote's Revenge Stat #2 that the most dangerous place to be against Coach Scrote is trailing at halftime because he makes adjustments with the surgical precision necessary to put a rocket into space. Unfortunately for the Nauts on this day that rocket was The Challenger as they produced a whooping 52 yards and 3 points on their first 5 drives of the second half and the Cougs scored 13 to take a 30-27 lead late into the game.

Now folks, I know we only have a handful of crusty old fucks on this board who were alive in 1969 when NASA in all her glory put men on the moon with the computing power of a graphing calculator and I'm sure they remember people sobbing at seeing something that they didn't think was possible. And last night in Orlando Scrote channeled his inner Apollo 11 by doing the unthinkable and subbing in freshman Davi Belfort, son of UFC legend Vitor Belfort, who had thrown only 2 career passes with 2:23 left in the game to engineer a game winning drive. As the song goes, Davi is a scramble-y boi from Rio who fumbled on his first drop back, but he scampered the Nauts into field goal range. Now I know what you're all thinking UCF's kicker is nails (Husker portal target) and the freshman got UCF into range to tie the game and win it in overtime, but Scrote decided to BLAST OFF and take a shot down field. Sadly, Davi's only pass attempt (3rd on the year) got picked and the Nauts suffered their first ever Space Game loss despite 4 Houston turnovers.


Scrote's Revenge Stat #5: Football is grueling slog regardless of whether you play in the least entertaining conference in America, the Big Ten, or one where actual fun is had. It's a grind and you want to sustain drives to keep your defense fresh for when they need to get late game stops to seal wins.

Last night, Scrote's Nauts went 3 and out 6 times which contributed to Houstons 10 minute advantage in time of possession. And I know what you're all thinking. Holy shit that's a lot of 3 and outs, but did you know that would be tied for 3rd in the most Scrote produced at Nebraska?

2018 Michigan 8
2019 Northwestern 7 (win)
2019 Cockeye 6
2018 Ohio State 6

Scrote produced 126 3 plays and out drives at Nebraska (either 3 and punt or turnover on 3rd) for an average of 2.7 a game. He only had 2 games his entire tenure without one and had multiple in 31 of 47 games he coached in Lincoln.

2018: 1, 2, 8, 2, 1, 5, 2, 2,6,4, 2, 2.
2019: 4, 4, 1, 3, 4, 7, 3, 2, 1, 0, 1, 6
2020: 4, 2, 2, 1, 1, 3, 3, 1
2021: 2, 0, 1, 1, 4, 1, 2, 3, 3, 3, 2, 4
2022: 4, 3, 3

But don't be too depressed, I didn't even count the drives that produced a turnover in fewer than 3 plays!

Bonus stat: he's at 24 3 and outs in 9 games back in Orlando