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At home alone with tequila and beers.
How do you like to watch your Husker games?
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How do you like to watch your Husker games?
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I swear they subconsciously ask questions when you’re engaged in the football game, or anything other than what they want. They know this is something you enjoy and don’t like to be bothered with anything less than a fucking emergency, yet they just can’t help themselves. They are hardwired to want our attention and service.
They actually believe making a “To Do” list is the most difficult and essential part of actually getting shit done. Moving is the worst… “Bitch, I don’t need someone to explain to me how to pack, label and carry boxes out to the truck. I need someone who wants to help pack, label and carry boxes! Comprende?”
But I digress, rant over.
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At home alone with my dog. Nice mix drink or during the Frost years straight booze in my hand. When I get too worked up my 70 lb lab will sit on my lap.
I think she knows when I'm near heart failure. It's funny because she only does it during Nebraska football games.
I think she knows when I'm near heart failure. It's funny because she only does it during Nebraska football games.
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Sometimes I have too many Coors Lights while watching the game.
Which I gladly do, and fully embrace.
Watching the games alone?
Automatic.
Watching the games on mute?
Automatic
Watching the game while posting on Twitter and the Platinum Board about not running the damn ball?
AUTOMATIC.
Which I gladly do, and fully embrace.
Watching the games alone?
Automatic.
Watching the games on mute?
Automatic
Watching the game while posting on Twitter and the Platinum Board about not running the damn ball?
AUTOMATIC.
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It has something to do with estrogen or ovaries. No kidding.
It’s like there’s a manual they get when they start dating.
Find a testosterone producing human, find something they’re interested in or love, and fuck with them while they’re trying to enjoy it to the point where you’re an inch away from getting your head shoved through a wall…and then make it there fault for being such insensitive, self absorbed, knuckle dragging neanderthals.
