Is Matt Rhule fat, big boned, or festively plump?

Kaladin · Friday at 2:37 PM

Bump

Our boy is skinny now or something

Kaladin · Friday at 2:40 PM

Changed my vote to other

herbsinator · Friday at 2:42 PM

Where’s the option for stud muffin?

stonesak · Friday at 3:16 PM

TampaBaySkers · Friday at 3:22 PM

Kaladin said:
Changed my vote to other

I voted fat.. and kept it there. He’s still fat - just no longer morbidly obese

Cash68847 · Friday at 4:03 PM

TampaBaySkers said:
I voted fat.. and kept it there. He’s still fat - just no longer morbidly obese

Give him a couple more months on Ozempic and you will change your mind.

2010sarenevercomingback · Friday at 4:22 PM

Chad Rhule getting in a bit of HIIT cardio:

vailhusker · Friday at 4:28 PM

With the weight loss, chain, and new fit he's only a hair club for men subscription and a red corvette away from a midlife crisis. 🤣

Kaladin · Tuesday at 5:25 PM

Can we all chill with the ozempic accusations? We have no idea if he’s taking that shit

Besides, the man is clearly using cocaine - the first and better version of ozempic

greybeardedchild · Tuesday at 8:29 PM

Kaladin said:
Besides, the man is clearly using cocaine - the first and better version of ozempic

If it worked for the Pelinis, if can work for HCMR

V-Doub · Tuesday at 8:58 PM

Kaladin said:
Can we all chill with the ozempic accusations? We have no idea if he’s taking that shit

Besides, the man is clearly using cocaine - the first and better version of ozempic

I remember the good ole days when you didn’t have to worry about people cutting your “ozempic” with fentanyl… 😕

2010sarenevercomingback · Tuesday at 10:37 PM

Kaladin said:
Can we all chill with the ozempic accusations? We have no idea if he’s taking that shit

Besides, the man is clearly using cocaine - the first and better version of ozempic

Nothin wrong with some GLP-1s if you're putting in the lifestyle work with nutrition & exercise.

Rhule’s clearly putting in that work, whether or not he's getting a peptide assist.

He did grow up around Philly/NYC, so can't discount the booger sugar either.

Dawgsauce · Tuesday at 11:01 PM

2010sarenevercomingback said:
He did grow up around Philly/NYC, so can't discount the booger sugar either.

I grew up in Lagrange Ga and it was there. Athens, Ga of course was there. Took a year off and lived and worked in Tahoe City onthe lake, and it was there. Then transferred to a small school to finish up schooling in Clinton, SC, and it was there. After college I hiked the A.T.. 6 months hiking from Georgia to Maine, and it was around the whole time. I now live in Asheville, NC. There too.

2010sarenevercomingback · Tuesday at 11:09 PM

Dawgsauce said:
I grew up in Lagrange Ga and it was there. Athens, Ga of course was there. Took a year off and lived and worked in Tahoe City onthe lake, and it was there. Then transferred to a small school to finish up schooling in Clinton, SC, and it was there. After college I hiked the A.T.. 6 months hiking from Georgia to Maine, and it was around the whole time. I now live in Asheville, NC. There too.

Thank goodness I live in Nebraska where it isn't here.

Dawgsauce · Tuesday at 11:12 PM

2010sarenevercomingback said:
Thank goodness I live in Nebraska where it isn't here.

Dawgsauce · Tuesday at 11:13 PM

2010sarenevercomingback said:
Thank goodness I live in Nebraska where it isn't here.

I saw Raiola's new glasses for style. You don't get to a point in your life where you rock those without a small spoon and a buttload of powder.

Flabio · 2025-09-03T09:30:10-0500

Dawgsauce said:
I saw Raiola's new glasses for style. You don't get to a point in your life where you rock those without a small spoon and a buttload of powder.

Corndawg NU fan btw. 😂

Dawgsauce · 2025-09-03T12:20:24-0500

Flabio said:
Corndawg NU fan btw. 😂

SoCal_Corn · 2025-09-03T12:21:39-0500

Kaladin said:
Changed my vote to other

+1

OTHER

~ Slim n Trim ~

Quint · 2025-09-03T12:27:07-0500

greybeardedchild said:
If it worked for the Pelinis, if can work for HCMR

Don’t knock it.

The stuff is awesome.

Cocaine that is. Not ozempic.

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