The Simulation, The Curse, Etc..
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The Simulation, The Curse, Etc..
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The turnovers and derailing of a promising drive because we snapped the ball into a fat running back were unexplainable. So I’m on board here.
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What you need to ask yourself is what is the last name of our current starting QB?
Answer: SIMS
Classic Video Game: The Sims
Is the simulation real?
Does the simulation understand what 'Trolling' is?
The truth is out there, if you seek to find it...
Answer: SIMS
Classic Video Game: The Sims
Is the simulation real?
Does the simulation understand what 'Trolling' is?
The truth is out there, if you seek to find it...
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Yeah it's just so unbelievably absurd at this point. We're talking about 1000+ players, multiple head coaches, dozens of assistants, different ADs/chancellors/presidents, different conferences, different systems, there absolutely no through-line to this madness other than the fact that all of it originated in Lincoln, Nebraska. Maybe it's a curse, maybe it's a simulation, I have no doubt anymore that something supernatural is happening. Has anyone ever tested the Lincoln water supply for brain poison?
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TO sold his soul to the devil for those natties. Now we all pay the price.
Maybe once TO dies and the devil gets his due we will be relieved of the curse?
Maybe once TO dies and the devil gets his due we will be relieved of the curse?
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This is the way.
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It is real. This bastard is still roaming the streets
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Probably just the simulation recycling character assets for NPCs.
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I told @HuskerGarrett to take advantage of the opportunity and take TO out but he wouldn't do it. He was so close all he had to do was "accidentally" knock him over and break his hip.
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We must bury TO - when his time comes - in the Little Red Mascot outfit/costume/whatever the fuck you call that abomination just to be safe.
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