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Hey, why not, the only people who still give a shit about the SI Swimsuit Edition in this day and age have gotta be 80-somethings like Martha Stewart!

Martha Stewart 2023: Dominican Republic

Full Martha Stewart Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 2023 gallery was photographed by Ruven Afanador in the Dominican Republic.

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Kaladin

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I’d fuck her

I mean why not

 

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I'd have been so much more excited about this in 1960.

 

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Kaladin said:

I’d fuck her

I mean why not

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she's 81.

 

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Toe said:

Hey, why not, the only people who still give a shit about the SI Swimsuit Edition in this day and age have gotta be 80-somethings like Martha Stewart!

Martha Stewart 2023: Dominican Republic

Full Martha Stewart Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 2023 gallery was photographed by Ruven Afanador in the Dominican Republic.

swimsuit.si.com

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BIGSTICK67 said:

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Kaladin said:

I’d fuck her

I mean why not

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you'll need a very good post-menopausal lube. Things get pretty dry at her age.

 

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Carm said:

you'll need a very good post-menopausal lube. Things get pretty dry at her age.

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Gross

 

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Kaladin said:

Gross

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see? there are reasons why

 

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Kaladin said:

I’d fuck her

I mean why not

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I’m not following Snoop

 

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Carm said:

you'll need a very good post-menopausal lube. Things get pretty dry at her age.

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She could probably show you how to make your own artisan lube from some juniper berries and the extract of some crushed werther's originals.

 

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Kaladin said:

I’d fuck her

I mean why not

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Whoa, had to sit down...the thought of being human sandwiched between Martha and Hellen Mirren made me lightheaded...

 

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Kaladin said:

I’d fuck her

I mean why not

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BingoDingo said:

Whoa, had to sit down...the thought of being human sandwiched between Martha and Hellen Mirren made me lightheaded...

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Hell yeah. I’d pound either for all she’s worth. I mean, why the fuck not?

 

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NSECTA4 said:

Hell yeah. I’d pound either for all she’s worth. I mean, why the fuck not?

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