He needs to be a character in the next Mortal Kombat

I’ve often wondered what it’s like to not look retarded. I bet it’s nice…

If he doesn’t have a history of or a prior mental health diagnosis the judge won’t give a shit. But… you have to do this. As his legal team they likely don’t know at this point whether Moore will pursue a plee bargain, which will most certainly involve jail/prison time, or he’ll want to go to a...

Ain’t no fun when the rabbit has the gun.

Exactly, that’s the 1st thing a good legal team will leak/release when they know they’re fucked and it’s time to mitigate damage in any way possible. It’s just like the guy who has no record of physical ailments or issues and shows up to court on crutches in “agonizing pain” from a “recent...

I’ll die single and celibate before I intentionally let crazy get leverage over me.

“We should kick Nebraska out of the league. They’re not a bunch of degenerate perverted freaks and it’s making the rest of us nervous.” Desmond Howard… probably

Butter knives…?

After your last prediction, I’m interpreting this as direct instructions Jim and I’m picking up what you’re putting down. I will be putting the majority of my net worth on Nebraska ML. I’ve never felt more confident about anything in my entire life.

I was just using his term for the priests that run ND.