Recent content by thE kErnEl

Austin. I'll say Franklin's, but there are too many to name just one. I found a great Mexican restaurant in south Austin, but I can't recall the name. Grrrr

That was just on my turntable.

Bet the house on DONU.

Is anyone coming for SXSW next week?

Hookers and blow.

I wish Kalen well. He's a good dude.

You know that the kid is a program-changer when he gets twits like this to get her panties in a bunch over a phone call.

We have a speakeasy in Austin that makes on helluva smoked old fashioned.

too Long. Live. Bomber.

I concur.

I was teaching with him 20 years ago.

Go Jacks!!

1. Indiana Jones was fucking coeds night and day. They were horny and very available. He wouldn't stay faithful to Marion. 2. Bond sits in this spot due to quality over quantity. However, he had sex with multiple women over a two-hour period. That. Adds. Up. 3. Kirk. He's a manwhore.

It has to be Denny. He was one of best men I know. Please place him on the ballot.