Recent content by That SOB Van Owen

Ninerzzzzzzz

What are the odds they weren’t fuckin?

I like the two minute warning. Makes the end of the game more exciting.

Definitely

Duh he’s from Cockeye.

I’ve been a fan of Homa since he was more known for his twitter game than for being in contention to win PGA Tour events. Seems like such a cool, funny, down to earth guy. Really hope he gets a major soon.

Yeah it sucks but we really need to view him as a “past champion” playing Augusta (or any other major), the same way Bernhard plays the masters or John Daly plays the PGA and the Open. It’s a cool story and be happy if he makes the cut. He won’t compete at a major ever again.

No one can touch Scottie if he’s on his game, and he sure was on his game today.

Boys need to start getting more blow jobs before the games from the scarlet girls.

He’s awful under pressure

Yep we will show up for the 0-2 BBQ.

Yes it used to be $20.

Need to get pringles can Polk on the ship.

Also I thought Irving Fryar was in jail for mortgage fraud or some shit? His parole officer gonna let him leave the country?

WTF happened to Spieth on 15 this morning? Good god.