If she's still hung up on the balloons that's all I need to know that's she's an actual retard.

You mean besides stalking high school kids and trying to befriend their families?

Have we ruled out beating the shit out of that loser?

The Platinum Pulse, aka, The PP

Taking the under on Auburn's win total is looking like a solid bet

Dick Torre is well known for causing labia injuries

If this is announcing a partnership with private equity everyone involved needs to be shot

Big 10 refs right now:

I went with Nelson. I think he will get a lot of early touches

The combination of that tweet with the simple 3 yard crossing route is the most Cockeye thing I've ever seen

He'd be a legendary fighter that got hyped up for 3 seasons then as soon as he actually shows up he'd trip and fall in his own sword

I just missed it. my freshman year was our last conference title and the season was viewed as a failure. then by the time I graduated Frank had pretty much destroyed the program

It definitely depends on what rules they have for the scramble. The charity swat and giggle events usually have enough extra bullshit that low scores are realistic. I played in the Cattleman's at Holdrege one year and I think after day 1 we were in 3rd or 4th place after shooting -19

This kind of thing will be happening everywhere. This will be the end of the facility arms race, so us being the last to build will be a big advantage. A couple weeks ago Cockeye St's AD came out and said they will have deficit every year that's even bigger than their revenue share. Over the...

Blye and Bell were both in the spring game last year