Thanks a lot, bud. It's tough, because I find myself being an annoying little prick with my opinions these days. I'd rather not pee in people's pools too much. Now, doing some of that on RSS is occasionally too tempting to resist.

I'd be in to help with the numbers. And Jack Rose is still amazing for all sorts of whiskey.

This. Definitely not legal, but you won't get caught unless you're a goober. Ha! I always go with hot sauce, too. I could absolutely see this happening to me with one woman at the UPS Store.

Doing well, my friend. Not around the boards as much as I used to be. Honestly not sure what to make of collegiate sports anymore. What I'll never lose my love for, though, is representing the fine city of the Radial Cafe and the Homy Inn.

Still love Omaha, boys!!!

Bump

Quite a lot of it, in fact.

I'm giving up. It's been something, boys.

Somewhat premature, but likely correct bump.

I hope he washes out spectacularly so I can point back to this thread and triumphantly proclaim that @LoudHogRider was right.

I think as soon as a single player on the team was younger than I was, I'd feel really weird about doing it. This coming from someone who has never been.

To be fair, I'm pretty excited about signing 10-12 guys who are 4-star players on one or more (but not all) of the recruiting services. Getting that low-20s, high-teens recruiting class will never cease to scratch a real itch for me. Love DONU here.

Maybe the team does win 9 games. Raiola lives up in some degree to the hype; the OL avoids injuries and is able to continue its positive trajectory; the defense doesn't take any steps backwards; that sort of thing. It could happen, and a lot of folks want to look on the bright side in the...

Maybe not eventually, but you have people casually predicting 9 wins without any hint of irony. It's insane.

I know. It's pathetic. I'm pretty damn excited for this season, though. Whatever happens is going to be interesting.