Recent content by jaihawk

Didn't Tiger tear that shit up???

I always tell my folks that the older I get, the smarter they get... :)

Jim right now...

You try to do something altruist and download a little software to 3D print dildos of your penis to hand out to girls at school and this is the thanks you get... Poor kid.

What a story... How old was the defendant? I'm guessing that he was older, since his nephew was 18, but then I'm like, dude was dating an 18 year old (had just turned 18???)?

Was this guy a Husker once? Name sounds familiar...

Should be tampering with those Freshmen LB's that were playing lights out for Wisconsin at the end of the season.

In honor of Shavers leaving, can we get a V9?

What's awesome about that is that he must make that mistake enough that his keyboard expects that to be a correct word in autocorrect.

At least the ones with Lacey Chabert in them...

There was a kid at Lincoln High when I was there that tried out for basketball and baseball every year and was basically blind in one eye. He was a pretty decent athlete. Never made the basketball team, but I think made one of the lower levels of baseball his Sophomore year.

How do you know they were involuntary???

Get us off of that damn 5/12 line... Just a recipe for heartbreak!

Sorry guys, I made a deal to have the ladies lose so that the Men's Basketball team could win their first National Championship. I hope you'll forgive me...

At the game last night, they were doing crowd shots during one of the timeouts. All of sudden Puffy came up on the screen and you could see he was jizzing in his pants thinking he was going to get celebrated like EJ had a few shots before. Whoever the camera person was must have realized it...