What a fucking dip shit

Sum bitch we used to have the tower lounge, we can’t possibly be the most useless

Got some permission for some rifle ground last week. I lost my ground when it sold about four years ago so been bow hunting public ever since. Got a mule deer tag since there is a good amount on this property, pretty excited to say the least

I'll admit I was voting off most important to the team when I voted Wright, if just best player I'm going to change my vote to Barney.

I'd be down, we finally decided we're going.

Maybe it’s just my age and or all the disappointment through the last 15 plus years but this year especially just feels different in a good way. Like I’m not worried at all and feel like we have a coach with a real vision that will turn into 9 plus wins that we’ll build on after this year

My hard earned money goes to that bastard @HuskerGarrett so doesn’t bother me

Not sorry about this purchase, needed a new golf hat

I’m drunk, dogs drunk. About to go find Nancy

I’m about to Pyle drive my 2 inch into the ol lady. Sorry for my micro peen, hope you don’t think less of me doc

Wasn’t fast enough anyway