Golfed on Adderall once at wild horse in a tournament with buddies. I was reading greens like I was in the matrix.

Worst hangover of my life. Tour de Franzia. Was a summer back from college and I passed out on my parents couch in the living room. Woke up to my dad banging pots and pans over my head and laughing hysterically.

I’d watch that.

And that fucker will make money on it because Dr. Tom’s name is on the cover.

I’d queue up some pornography.

Crazy how initial reports were that he was decapitated and now it’s just a dislocated toe.

I’d put my smoked wings up against any restaurant.

Quarry Oaks today. It is really, really nice.

Get in a fight and videotape it.

If anyone has a nude of Meghan Walker, then that’s my favorite husker pic.

Played it this spring. Cool course. I landed and kept that green. If you get a hole in one you get $1k to bass pro and some other swag.

Imagine being that husband.

Omaha to Philly, Philly to Halifax, drive from Halifax to the course.

https://cabotcapebreton.com/ 5 days away.

Lawn is in mid season form.