Let’s see her dump truck ass.

I’m 36 and I’d bang the doors off of her.

I feel I have an ok grasp between the two. But sometimes I still have to select a different word to avoid an error.

Pro move, knowing you’re on camera and breaking the banana into bites to eat instead of deep throating it.

The shit you do for your kids. Spent an inordinate amount of time making my 5 1/2 year old daughter’s (who loves husker volleyball since she went to a game this year) Valentine’s Day box.

I think you usually have to pay the sales tax at least.

She can also sit on my face if she would like.

Gay/Schenck (pronounced skank) wedding for a school friend’s parents in my town.

Holly Sonders looks like an alien now.

Going to stay and play at cabotcapebreton.com in June.

Never seen it.

Thanks for the tiddys. Hope the hip rehabs quick, old man winter!

I’m a girl dad currently. Ages 5 and 3. Healthy is all I want.