College football is dead.

The best part about being a fan of a perennial shitty team is that 6 wins feels fantastic.

California because it’s gay.

I dream of her sweet jibbies dangling in my face as she grinds on me like her life depends on it.

This thing has been though the wringer. I’ve lost it twice, and rejoiced when I found it both times. It has a carbon steel blade (z-wear) that’s really easy to sharpen. I’ve had stainless knives that have been a giant pain in the ass to sharpen. I beat the shit out of it. It’s always...

Those fuckers stole my leatherman wave from my bag on a flight to Chicago.

I carry a Strider SnG. Too lazy to go upstairs and grab a pic, but I’ve carried it for about 15-16 years. Great knife.

Definitely got the dummies part right.

What an embarrassment.

I didn’t watch it. But I was surprised that the mainstream media decided to overlook how big of a douche shadildo is in real life. Like, no shit. No team wants him.

I’m too lazy to look. Did shadildo Get drafted yet?

It's bad enough when you have to take a shit on a plane, but I really hate it when I sit on those little toilets and accidentally sit on my nuts.

I haven’t followed him as a coach, but damn he’s the toughest college qb I’ve ever seen.

Not surprising. Nebraska is lame now

I think Ron would do it for free.