Dean can't make kids, he can't catch the poon.

Let's bag them all

Things you say when eating dat pussy

No slay

They think airplane seating is a FFA. No. just, no! Get out of my seat, weasel! Your fat ass should have been ticketed twice for all the space you take-up. These types are always libtards! The ones who want free shit and throw a temper tantrum. Life is not fair butternuts! Trump is your...

I have high peen and she tells me not to go full send. After about 5 inches she starts to say no no no! I fuckin love her

Gimme whatever you have! NU fan here

I would pay to lick her cunt. Heinrich, you dog

Whom the hell is Wally?

Go MFBFR!!!

Wore my Nebraska BBall jersey last night. Never been to a CWS game before I got compliments! Had a guy from Tucson, AZ wearing a NU polo come up to me and shouted GBR!!! I was so thrown off, I told him GBR and we chatted for a bit. I met a Coastal Carolina kind bro and we chatted about their...

I'd round 3rd base

Was behind home plate for OSU and Louisville. What a freaking game!!! My first time at the CWS! LOVED IT

83 NC vs Miami we make the 2 point conversion for a Natty. Or, TO is ok with the PAT for a Natty.

Pay whatever it takes to get Jordy a championship. She is automatically enshrined among Husker athletes like Merlene Ottey