After hearing from a good friend in PA that had just finished serving as the foreman of the jury for an attempted murder of a police officer trial in June, I was happy to avoid jury duty.

Got that same text on 7/15. Felt great.

Was starting to get concerned when so many chances to hate on Scrote came and went without your return.

I feel proud that I had a part of getting you back

Is OP gonna come back for football season? Sumbitch needs to get his butt back on the board. @HuskerGarrett are you in touch with Baron?

Didn't he go down from some massage parlor scandal where his name was on the client list? But there was no actual proof of him going there and given that he's a celebrity it could've easily been someone using his name.

At OMA right now heading to Newark. This place is a mess and makes me happy I don’t really have to travel for work anymore.

I had to re-read this to make sure it wasn’t racist.

One of the weirdest anti-Nebraska twitter accounts out there. Just completely obsessed.

@God is a Husker catching strays left and right ITT

Correcting myself because I think it was actually Orel Herscheiser who said that on the broadcast, not Dave Roberts after the game.

The only thing I've heard this year was when they scored 19 runs against the Dodgers, Dave Roberts made a comment after the game along the lines of "not to reopen old wounds, but it really seemed like they knew what pitches were coming." As a Dodgers fan, I obviously hate the fucking Astros...

Anyone been to Cattle Call yet? We went last month and thought it was pretty good. Plus you can get the Katmandu Momo food there which is great.

@God is a Husker

Went to Committee for our anniversary three years ago I think. Very good meal, but we went all out and it was expensive. Conceived my youngest son after that meal, so if you’re looking to reproduce it’s something to consider.