I'm not crying, YOU'RE crying.

I'm 46 with an almost two-year-old. If we're gonna have a second, we've got to do it in the next year if I want to be alive to see them graduate high school. 🤣

I’m interested to see how having three little ones feels. We have a little girl who turns two next month. We’ve been debating having a second but not sure we want to upset the boat, so to speak. We’ve got a nice rhythm going now.

Beautiful! Congratulations, dad!

I’m sure the way you talk around your buddies is different than how you talk at work or how you talk around your family. I see no difference here.

He's a funny dude. He cracked several jokes that made me lol.

I took it as a joke. That’s why they said “parental discretion advised.”

We require each licensee to provide three product samples. If I'm lucky enough to get my hands on one . . . you can't have it.

I was a touring musician for 15 years, then Covid happened, and touring became a nightmare, so I jumped ship. Also, our singer was a dick, and we were all sick of his shit. Now I'm a creative director for a global brand. I art direct our collaborations with brands like Gucci, Vans, Omega...

Dead internet theory.

Fair.

Give me Stanley Morgan over Spielman any day.

Scenic Heights neighborhood in Arvada. So, technically, the suburbs, but close enough.