Recent content by Dble E

Took me years as a kid when my dad would say "That's all she wrote." to know what he meant. "If you kids don't stop jacking around it will be all she wrote." I would look at my sister like WTF is this guy talking about.

I guess it depends on your point of view....Haha.

Why do people say "That sucks balls!!" inferring that something is bad. I like getting my balls sucked so not sure how that is bad.... What are the sayings that don't make sense to you?

I still stay in touch with about 5-6 guys I went to HS with. And they are shitdicks....ha. They are doing fine actually. The rest are doing fine if Facebook is any indication. Ha.

I work from home and have for 22 years....couch naps are an integral of my day.

I became painfully aware every time we did doggy that she wasn't very good at wiping her ass. i'd look down and about Yack my guts out. And no, it was not anal so there'd be no reason for it.....

Keep it above the belt bruh....that hit a little too close to home with him.

It's called "Fuck Your Way to the Top." It's basically a hidden camera reality show about a guy that has to fuck his way to the top starting with the ugliest women in the dept and working his way progressively up to the hottest women at the company all while navigating his way to a promotion...

Who ya got?

Huskers, Overs, KT over 15.5, RM over 14.5, KT over 2.5 3's and RM over 1.5 3's.

Happens, right? Whelp, I was cooking dinner(I wanted it done right BTW) so my wife starts to clean it up. And she starts to get mad at me... My question...why is it my fault, I could't help clean up at that moment. I am like WTF!! Isn't cleaning up dog piss off tile a one person job? She's...

I think they purposely grow the grass high since the infielders are probably pure shit.....

Not to take anything away from Ron but Jackson St Pen is probably a more hitter friendly park that Alcatraz.

Deep center looks near impossible to reach....