Maybe a dozen years ago, I saw a clearly hammered David Allen Coe "perform" at a casino in Ruidoso, New Mexico. At the beginning of the show he said, "Its so great to be back here in Arizona. " He was almost incoherent.

Me trying to add up the total number of 2 people stating they will have 4 people at the tailgate:

Honestly, it will depend on how a loss would happen. There is a chance of rain next Thursday. If we are talking about a driving all day monsoon and both teams commit 5 fumbles en route to a muddy abomination, I might be able to say ok this sucks, but the weather completely took away components...

It can obviously be a nagging injury, but with Akron and Houston Christian on the horizon, they can manage.

I've asked for a head count like 6 times already. Nobody seems enthusiastic about attending. If we can get that number by say 7 pm SUNDAY, maybe we can put a tangible plan together.

You know why I love this message board? Because I can tell someone they're a fucking dipshit when they're being a fucking dipshit. And this comment makes you a fucking dipshit. Do you know how many 5-stars started a full season as True Freshman the last 10 years of college football? 3 Raiola...

3:30 PM. Its go time folks.

Anybody get us a Sponsorship? I know Doc was looking for a banner to hold over his nuts while he streaks naked around the parking lot while sprinting with a very shiny Scarlet and Cream butt plug hanging out.

That's fair. I honestly think Nebraska only scoring 17 points against a below average Big 12 defense would be way worse than even leaving there with a loss.

I have a pretty cool old school Coors Banquet Beer T-shirt that I often wear to the lake or BBQ's, but I just torched that bitch in my fire pit, you dick.

I'm a Director of Learning & Development. Have you ever watched a terrible training video about Sexual Harassment or Cultural Competence? I might have designed and produced it. If you have ever hated sitting through a leadership development course about a bunch of bull shit? I might be leading...

The Cockeye under 7.5 is only rivaled by Maryland for lock of the year.

34-20 Huskers.

You all should go watch Dawson Merrit's highlight reel where he made Babalola look like he had never played football before.