Why must you show my girlfriend on here? My wife will be pissed if she finds out.

I'm gonna allow this.

I'd gladly pay 20 million dollars for a national championship.

If he doesn't feel comfortable donating straight to Husker football, he could give the money to me and I'd make sure most of it made it to them. I'm a nice guy like that.

I saw this play made ESPN's top 10 this morning.

There is 1 in Columbus owned by a Patel.......

He was really playing 7D chess and we never knew it.

Yore right. We should probably go 4-8 just to be safe.

My nephew went to a lot of kicking camps and was on the team when he played. Said he was the best kicker he'd ever seen in practice and at camps, but during games just completely lost it.

If a few coeds need help with some fertility, I'm willing to donate my services........for science of course

You don't read Reddit very much then. That place is full of whackos.

That's what almost wins conference championships.

In that case Sean motherfucking Callahan.

DOH!

If you go just on pure athletic ability I'd go with Bo Jackson. Phelps was completely dominant in his sport, but Bo would definitely be more athletic. Ron Jeremy is my 2nd place vote.