Tony couldn't stop the Scatfense right now #poop

It's the second to last evolution of offensive football right before "total football" where you recruit 11 guys who are between 6'3" and 6'5" and 235-275 lbs who can play all 11 offensive positions so they never know who is going to be where

Nebraska ascending to a plane of bitching where we're mad about our QB2s receiving yards is going to be a sight to behold.

I was going to say Lena Dunham, but both are funny. I'm also a member of the Sandy Vagina Crew so you can't hurt me

How much 70 year old dick would you be willing to take for 7.5 million?

After watching the last 5 or so years of the Locksley era this probably applies to any Maryland fan who thinks they'll win

Will they only have to play 4 lineman because Claude can block 2 guys at once? Worth asking

Yeah that's the kind of moronic thinking that leads you to the point they're at lol

"and this Jimmy is now you transpose a matrix" NCAA:

Forcing the kids to learn

On the one hand fuck him. I guess there isn't another hand