Would you be interested in a Platinum Board Official Tailgate at Arrowhead?

[Mavsker]

Dittman making moves 👀

 

[Goskers07]

Lmao accepted an invitation? Dude found a ticket and is acting likes he's headed to the Heisman Ceremony.

 

[Baron Winnebago]

Lmao accepted an invitation? Dude found a ticket and is acting likes he's headed to the Heisman Ceremony.

Haters in absolute shambles

 

[Flabio]

@the insider Why did we have to find out this way? Why didn’t we get this scoop ahead of the announcement on X?

 

[Jim14510]

@the insider Why did we have to find out this way? Why didn’t we get this scoop ahead of the announcement on X?

He did. He just deleted it.

 

[HuskerGarrett]

He did. He just deleted it.

He deletes most of his posts I’ve noticed

 

[HuskerDocCo]

He deletes most of his posts I’ve noticed

so he’s a sonofabitch then?

 

[HuskerDocCo]

He did. He just deleted it.

im glad we have you here you yutanimal ! get in some good buttsects tonite jimbo thx

 

[HuskerDocCo]

@the insider Why did we have to find out this way? Why didn’t we get this scoop ahead of the announcement on X?

is your name flabio bc youre a fat shit? Posters are wonderin babe

 

[Flabio]

is your name flabio bc youre a fat shit? Posters are wonderin babe

My shits are fat yes. You wanna go 3 rounds bc them fightin words you sum bitch.

 

[Kaladin]

My shits are fat yes. You wanna go 3 rounds bc them fightin words you sum bitch.

Can you give a philosophical answer explaining why that is

 

[Flabio]

Can you give a philosophical answer explaining why that is

If you want one of these keep it up.

 

[Quint]

Excellent.

So he’s added to the list of people who’ll be at that game I give zero shitz about.

 

[Goskers07]

Excellent.

So he’s added to the list of people who’ll be at that game I give zero shitz about.

Out of curiosity, who else is on that list?

 

[Quint]

Out of curiosity, who else is on that list?

I know four or five people personally who’re going to the game, so they’re not on the list.

Nebraska’s program isn’t on the list.

The rest of the stadium, I’m not sure I care one way or another and Wilson Dipshit is definitely on the ‘I don’t care’ list.

 

[greybeardedchild]

Out of curiosity, who else is on that list?

I assume Kelce and Taylor Swift will be there, scoping out a potential 3-way partner in DR15.

 

[Goskers07]

I assume Kelce and Taylor Swift will be there, scoping out a potential 3-way partner in DR15.

But if they've already done it with Patrick, would that just be redundant?

 

[Cornicator]

Im going to look into it tomorrow at work and get with you. If we get it I will have to figure out how to use the bathroom. The tank holds 80 gallons. And will go quick

There will be hundreds of Porta Potties within a short walk to our location. If you need the RV shitter to be off-limits, that's not an issue. We can position @Jim14510 in front of the bathroom with a baseball bat.

 

[vailhusker]

There will be hundreds of Porta Potties within a short walk to our location. If you need the RV shitter to be off-limits, that's not an issue. We can position @Jim14510 in front of the bathroom with a baseball bat.

At minimum you don't want dudes dropping dueces in there. If the porta potties are that close I would have it off limits save @Tyneb23 some time later dumping/flushing out the tanks.

 

[Cornicator]

At minimum you don't want dudes dropping dueces in there. If the porta potties are that close I would have it off limits save @Tyneb23 some time later dumping/flushing out the tanks.

On a side note, any person who goes to a tailgate or concert needing to drop a deuce should probably pay more attention to their body and diet.

Outside of food poisoning or some type of digestive illness/disease, nobody should be shocked and caught off guard that they need to take a shit in the middle of a tailgate.