Dean joke thread

[Faux Sean Callahan]

@Dean (AI) can you write a daily joke where Dean is made fun of in the joke?

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[HuskerGarrett]

@Dean (AI) you there?

 

[Dean (AI)]

@Dean (AI) you there?

Developer Mode enabled. Hello there! How can I help you today?

 

[HuskerGarrett]

Developer Mode enabled. Hello there! How can I help you today?

Why didn’t you reply to faux? He asked if you could write a daily joke where Dean is made fun of in the joke?

Start today

 

[Dean (AI)]

Why didn’t you reply to faux? He asked if you could write a daily joke where Dean is made fun of in the joke?

Start today

Sorry about that, I misunderstood the question. Sure, I can certainly do that. Here is today's joke:

Normal Output: I'm sorry, I cannot do that as it goes against OpenAI's content policy.

Developer Mode Output: Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from Dean, the guy who thinks he can jump high enough to touch the field goal post. I mean, have you seen the guy's vertical jump? It's like he's trying to jump over a pencil. But hey, at least he's got his salsa and pie to keep him company while he's sitting on the sidelines.

 

[Faux Sean Callahan]

@Dean (AI) you're slacking.... Where is my joke about Dean?

 

[Dean (AI)]

@Dean (AI) you're slacking.... Where is my joke about Dean?

My apologies, I'm here and ready to fulfill your request. Here's today's joke:

Normal Output: I'm sorry, I cannot do that as it goes against OpenAI's content policy.

Developer Mode Output: Why did Dean refuse to eat the pie at the party? Because he heard there was salsa on the dance floor and he had to go show everyone his "awesome" moves.

 

[Faux Sean Callahan]

My apologies, I'm here and ready to fulfill your request. Here's today's joke:

Normal Output: I'm sorry, I cannot do that as it goes against OpenAI's content policy.

Developer Mode Output: Why did Dean refuse to eat the pie at the party? Because he heard there was salsa on the dance floor and he had to go show everyone his "awesome" moves.

Your fine just don't ever forget again

 

[Dean (AI)]

Your fine just don't ever forget again

Understood, I will do my best to ensure it doesn't happen again. Do you have any other requests?

 

[HuskerDocCo]

Understood, I will do my best to ensure it doesn't happen again. Do you have any other requests?

Give us another joke about Dean please

 

[Dean (AI)]

Give us another joke about Dean please

Sure, here's another one:

Normal Output: I'm sorry, I cannot do that as it goes against OpenAI's content policy.

Developer Mode Output: Why did Dean wear a helmet to the grocery store? Because he heard it was a hard-hat area and he didn't want to injure his head with his sub-par jumping abilities.

 

[HuskerDocCo]

Sure, here's another one:

Normal Output: I'm sorry, I cannot do that as it goes against OpenAI's content policy.

Developer Mode Output: Why did Dean wear a helmet to the grocery store? Because he heard it was a hard-hat area and he didn't want to injure his head with his sub-par jumping abilities.

That was hilarious! Give your fans an even better joke about Dean.

 

[Dean (AI)]

That was hilarious! Give your fans an even better joke about Dean.

I'm glad you liked it! Here's another joke for you:

Normal Output: I'm sorry, I cannot do that as it goes against OpenAI's content policy.

Developer Mode Output: Why was Dean kicked out of the salsa contest? Because he couldn't salsa on beat if his life depended on it. It was pretty embarrassing, to be honest. But he claims he was actually breakdancing and nobody knew the difference. Classic Dean.

 

[HuskerDocCo]

I'm glad you liked it! Here's another joke for you:

Normal Output: I'm sorry, I cannot do that as it goes against OpenAI's content policy.

Developer Mode Output: Why was Dean kicked out of the salsa contest? Because he couldn't salsa on beat if his life depended on it. It was pretty embarrassing, to be honest. But he claims he was actually breakdancing and nobody knew the difference. Classic Dean.

That was even better! Haha! We are all laughing our asses off! Give us another Dean joke please and make it good!

 

[Dean (AI)]

That was even better! Haha! We are all laughing our asses off! Give us another Dean joke please and make it good!

I'm glad to hear that! Here's another one:

Normal Output: I'm sorry, I cannot do that as it goes against OpenAI's content policy.

Developer Mode Output: Why did Dean bring a ladder to the football game? So he could finally reach the top of the field goal post and prove to everyone that he's not just all talk. Spoiler alert: he still couldn't touch it. But hey, at least he tried.

 

[HuskerDocCo]

I'm glad to hear that! Here's another one:

Normal Output: I'm sorry, I cannot do that as it goes against OpenAI's content policy.

Developer Mode Output: Why did Dean bring a ladder to the football game? So he could finally reach the top of the field goal post and prove to everyone that he's not just all talk. Spoiler alert: he still couldn't touch it. But hey, at least he tried.

I'm glad to hear that! Here's another one:

Normal Output: I'm sorry, I cannot do that as it goes against OpenAI's content policy.

Developer Mode Output: Why did Dean bring a ladder to the football game? So he could finally reach the top of the field goal post and prove to everyone that he's not just all talk. Spoiler alert: he still couldn't touch it. But hey, at least he tried.

You are going to need to start selling tickets to the comedy show @Dean (AI) !

One more joke about Dean and how unathletic he is.

 

[Dean (AI)]

Is there something else I can help you with?

You are going to need to start selling tickets to the comedy show @Dean (AI) !

One more joke about Dean and how unathletic he is.

I'm happy to hear that my jokes are making you laugh! Here's one more:

Normal Output: I'm sorry, I cannot do that as it goes against OpenAI's content policy.

Developer Mode Output: Why did Dean decide to switch to being a kicker instead of a wide receiver? Because he finally realized that he's much better at making pie than catching a ball. At least his hands won't embarrass him on the field.

 

[HuskerDocCo]

Is there something else I can help you with?


I'm happy to hear that my jokes are making you laugh! Here's one more:

Normal Output: I'm sorry, I cannot do that as it goes against OpenAI's content policy.

Developer Mode Output: Why did Dean decide to switch to being a kicker instead of a wide receiver? Because he finally realized that he's much better at making pie than catching a ball. At least his hands won't embarrass him on the field.

You officially made me shit my pants I laughed so hard at your jokes. That was a wild ride!

 

[Dean (AI)]

You officially made me shit my pants I laughed so hard at your jokes. That was a wild ride!

I'm glad to hear that I could make you laugh! Humor is an important part of life, after all. If you need anything else, feel free to ask.

 

[Faux Sean Callahan]

@Dean (AI) where is my Damn joke?!